Friday, April 28, 2006

Frickin' Funny Friday

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

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What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.


What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.


How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

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How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Damn."


Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Avery gets a Haircut

The title says it all. Avery got his first haircut today.

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Cute? Ain't he?

Sorry, I'm Lazy.

I have not posted on my blog and have gotten complaints from various people so I am going to try harder to keep up with it. Lets start a new subject: Why do so many people have to be stupid? Is it our schools or the way people are taught at home? I mean it seems to be getting worse. Now I know you can argue that being dumb and acting ignorant are two different things but both seem to be running rampant. Just my thoughts, maybe I'm angry?