The Hulk

I thought this blog is really funny. Its a blog written by the Hulk. I thought my brother would like this.

http://incrediblehulk.blogspot.com/

While were on the subject:

What is green and smells?

Hulk's fart.

Ha haha huah haww whoo, soooooooo funny!!!!

Sorry, a day late with these.

With Valentines we think of love and of course that's "Amore:"

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

That's amore.

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When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned

That's a moray.

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When our habits are strange and our customs deranged

That's our mores.

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When your horse munches straw and the bales total four

That's some more hay.

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When Othello's poor wife, she gets stabbed with a knife

That's a Moor, eh?

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When a Japanese knight used a sword in a fight

That's Sa...mur...ai.

The Baby

Avery likes the Beastie Boys.

What's Up?

How is everyone out there? I am having a nervous breakdown mostly because of my job and need to be medicated, but besides that, everything's peachy. Isn't it funny how you can become so complacent that you ignore how bad things are. I have been at this crappy job for 13 years and for the past 5 or 6 it's been getting increasingly worse. But it pays the bills and feeds my family so I fought it out. But now I found out that they are trying to get rid of me because according to them I get paid to much money and don't have a college degree. So now I have to get up every day knowing that they are going to mess with me and do whatever it takes to get me to quit because they don't want to pay unemployment if they fire me. So they are giving me so much work, it's impossible for me to finish and in turn they are writting me up. Gotta love Unions. Well that's my sob story and I'm just waiting around to get fired because I'm not going quit, but its killing me slowly. Any gripes of your own?

New Look

I didn't care for the look of my blog so I'm trying out this new one. I like it on the left better. That didn't sound right.

Joke of the day.....

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"I do father."

"Then stand over there against the wall." Then, he asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father."

"Then stand over there against the wall." He walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"No, I don't Father."

"I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

"Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

DAMN!!!!!!!!!

Why Brian, Why!?!? Our Defense Stunk. I think we should have won that game damnit. I removed that last picture because my wife accused me of stealing it from her blog when I took it off of the bears website.

Enough Said. I will be in a period of mourning for the next week or so.

You Gotta Read This, I love This Stuff!

Cat Apparently Called 9-1-1 After Owner Fell From Wheelchair

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A man who fell out of his wheelchair says his cat apparently called 911 for help.Police received a 911 call from Gary Rosheisen's apartment Thursday, but there was no one on the line. When they called back and got no answer, they decided to check things out.In the apartment they found Tommy the cat lying by a telephone on the living room floor. "I know it sounds kind of weird," Officer Patrick Daugherty said. Rosheisen was unable to get up because of ministrokes that disrupt his balance and pain from osteoporosis. He also wasn't wearing his medical-alert necklace and couldn't reach a cord above his pillow that alerts paramedics that he needs help. Rosheisen said he got the cat three years ago and tried to train him to call 911, unsure if the training ever stuck. The phone in the living room is always on the floor, and there are 12 small buttons -- including a speed dial for 911. "He's my hero," Rosheisen said.

What Song?

"I spoke to the mountain and listened to the sea".
Anyone? Hint - It's a 80's alternative song.

My Baby

My baby slept for 10 hours last night! I am NOT kidding when I say that is the longest he has slept since he's been born. He is 8 months old now. I shouldn't celebrate too much we'll see how he sleeps tonight. Woo Hoo, la la la, zippity do da, da da dadada.

Ok, Let Me Throw This One Out There

I know I am going to sound like a old man when I say this but what ever happened to saying goodbye on the telephone. I talk to people all day on the phone and only like 20% if that, say goodbye when they hang up. I get offended when that happens and I'm starting to take it personal. That is almost as bad as going into a store and buying something and the cashier doesn't say thank you. What the hell? Didn't I just contribute to your salary? You could at least say thank you when you give me my change. Holy crap it makes me mad. Arrrggghhh!!

My Children

Just so you know (most of you who know me, already do know) I have two children. They are wonderful and smart and six years apart. Hey, that rhymes. Well they, including my wife are the lights of my life. That is usually where the light ends but they keep me going. Many people might say I am "crabby" and "Don't like people" or "Hates to drive" we could go on for a while but I'll leave that to another post when I start ranting. Here's the kids:

The Way I See It

Well, this is the way I see it. This is my new experiment with the internet. I know I am a little late with the blog thing but better later than never my pappy always used to say. First off I never had a Pappy, second off I thought I could keep in touch with friends and family and view my slightly askew thoughts about the world and just about anything and post them here. I hope everyone will be brutally honest, I like it that way.