Sorry, a day late with these.

With Valentines we think of love and of course that's "Amore:"

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

That's amore.

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When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned

That's a moray.

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When our habits are strange and our customs deranged

That's our mores.

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When your horse munches straw and the bales total four

That's some more hay.

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When Othello's poor wife, she gets stabbed with a knife

That's a Moor, eh?

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When a Japanese knight used a sword in a fight

That's Sa...mur...ai.