What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
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What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Damn."
1 comment:
Your son was concerned about your use of "Frickin". I'm not sure how he felt about your jokes.
Nacho Cheese....too funny...stop my side is hurting....
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